Funny Birthday Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Jokes | Posted on 01-02-2010

"My birthday’s coming" Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

 

Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

 

I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.

 

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

 

"I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You’re still here!"

 

What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!

 

Good news! I’ve been given a goldfish for my birthday . . .the bad news is that I don’t get the bowl until my next birthday!

 

What did you get for your birthday? Another year!

 

BoyFriend: Why didn’t you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

 

Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!

 

Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don’t you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"

 

Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.

 

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."

 

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He’s trying to age disgracefully!

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