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The time is here, let’s give a cheer!  We must all buy Joe a beer!

Join us for a birthday celebration – Joe is turning 21!

Join us for cocktails and dancing.  Amy is 21 and we’re hitting the town in style.

She’s the toast of the town and you can be sure, you don’t want to miss the event of the season.  Amy is 21 and it’s time to celebrate.  Dinner’s at 7 so don’t be late!

It’s time to celebrate Lindsay’s birthday!  She turning 21 so let’s toast some champagne with our friend! 

The years are whizzing or so it seems!

Can you believe

Charles Barnett is turning 21st?

Please join us for the grand celebrations

Saturday, April 3rd , 2011

8:00 p.m. – 12 a.m.

Mainland Street Bar and Grill

Hosted by Svetlana and Andrew

Regrets only (Number)

Blow the horn!

Beat the drum!

It’s a party!

Please, please come!

For: Marcia Sheen

Occasion: 21st Birthday Party

When: April 5th at 6 p.m.

Where: Old Oxford Restaurant, 238 48th Street

Please join us for a gala Event!

Let’s come together to celebrate

Ralph Smith’s 21st Birthday

Friday, April 22, 2011

7:00 p.m. – Till you’re too tired to dance

Fisherman’s Wharf

Mobor-L.A.

Regrets only to (Number)

What a party it’s going to be

Dane Jackson

is turning Eighteen!

Saturday, April 6, 2011

21324 Queen Street

Nama Valley

R.s.v.p. (Number)

We’ll all be there.

Hope you are too!

Up and down and Round we go,

Where the laughter stops nobody knows!

Please join us in celebrating

April Roger’s 21st Birthday

Saturday, April 24, 2011

On the Santa Monica Pier

R.s.v.p. To (Number)

Please be my guest at

the 21st birthday bash celebration

for my boyfriend

Tim Madison

for his 21st Birthday

Friday, April 8th

6:30 p.m. onwards

The River Yacht

154 120th Avenue

New York, NY

Hosted by Jenny Carlyle

The spring has sprung

and birds are chirping!

We’re having a party

and hope you’re coming!

You’re invited to the 21st birthday party

for Shawn Love

on May 10 at 8:00 pm

Thousand Oaks

2455 Blue Oak Circle

Trailside, UT

Please join us as we wish

a very happy 21st birthday

to my darling little sis

Chloe Thomas

on Saturday, April 10th

from 8 p.m. Onwards

At the Thomas home

134/F, Sunrise Boulevard

Los Angeles

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Every ten years a man should give himself a good kick in the pants.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The entire world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.

First you forget names; then you forget faces; then you forget to zip up your fly; and then you forget to unzip your fly.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

A well adjusted woman is one who not only knows what she wants for her birthday, but even knows what she’s going to exchange it for.

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Here’s a birthday spanking,
Sent you on a card,
One, Two, Three,
Put them right on hard,
Four, Five, Six
One to live on, one to grow on,
One to make you fat…

I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that’ll get you home earlier.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

No wise man ever wished to be younger.

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.

At fifteen, my mind was bent on learning.
At thirty, I stood firm.
At forty, I had no doubts.
At fifty, I knew the decrees of Heaven.
At sixty, my ear was receptive to truth.
At seventy, I could follow my heart’s desires without sin.

At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage.

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.

If life really begins on your 40th birthday, it’s because that’s when women finally get it… the guts to take back their lives.

We don’t understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it.

I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

Middle age is when a guy keeps turning off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Be wise with speed; a fool at forty is a fool indeed.

When you reach forty you can’t do anything every day.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Middle age is when you still believe you’ll feel better in the morning.

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

A am not old but mellow like good wine.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men.

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, ’cause men like women who got some sense.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgment.

Thirty — the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning briefcase of enthusiasm, thinning hair.

You’ve heard of the three ages of man – youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.

Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

At the age of 20, we don’t care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn’t thinking of us at all.

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time.

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.

When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself acting like your parents.

No one over thirty-five is worth meeting who has not something to teach us – something more than we could learn by ourselves, from a book.

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

I’m turning thirty this year. And you know the saying, a woman over thirty is more likely to get hit by an A bomb than find a man.

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring.

Age is a matter of feeling, not of years.

The I just woke up face of your 30′s is the all day long face of your 40′s.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

35 is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their
own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of …………. Lord-only-knows

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.

Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.

Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.

About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.

At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.

Today is special because you’re 21
Today brings a chance
to look towards the future
new dreams, new successes.
To a bright new tomorrow
waiting for YOU!
Many Congratulations
on your
Special Day

When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.

No one could be prouder
in all the world to me,
I’ve got the loveliest Granddaughter
that there could ever be.
Since the day that you were born
I’ve had this sense of pride
everyone can see it
when you are by my side.
And on your 21st Birthday
all I have to say,
Is ‘thank you’ for all the happiness
you have sent my way.
Happy 21st Birthday

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

This brings a birthday greeting
and a wish for nothing less
than good luck in the future
and special happiness.
Congratulations
on your
21st Birthday

Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I’ve been doing since 15.

Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Enjoy this special birthday
you’re ‘Twenty One’ today
there are so many things, believe me
that I want to say.
Like thank you for being a Sister
the greatest one on Earth,
If I could give the World I would
as to me that’s what your worth.
Without you for my Sister
believe me, I’d be lost,
I wouldn’t be without you
not at any cost.
This is my big ‘Thank You’
a birthday card and more,
for a Sister whom I happen
to absolutely adore.
With All My Love
On Your
21st Birthday

Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it’s up to you to merit the face you have at fifty.

My heart is like a singing bird… Because the birthday of my life is come, my love, is come to me.

From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents. From eighteen to thirty-five, she needs good looks. From thirty-five to fifty-five, she needs a good personality. From fifty-five on, she needs good cash.

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

At 19, everything is possible and tomorrow looks friendly.

‘I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old
enough, too.’

‘Always act like you’re wearing an invisible crown, I do.’

Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. Tom Wilson

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.

Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

The love of friends and family
Will be with you today
So enjoy the many wishes
Which are bound to come your way.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday’.

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Where we all wish to be younger, there is saying “No wise man ever wished to be younger."

We are young only once, after that we need some other excuse. Happy Birthday! Author Unknown

‘Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.’

So let’s make this a memorable occasion
In every single way
And I’ll be there to help you
Ensure it’s a wonderful day.

You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

It was my 13th birthday and I have treasured it ever since

I sometimes get birthday cards from fans. But it’s often the same message – they hope it’s my last.

People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You’re young enough to get away with things, but you’re old enough, too.

How many observe Christ’s birthday! How few, his precepts! O! ’tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.

With my wife I don’t get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to ‘the best woman a man ever had.’ The waiter joined me.

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.

Wow Oh Wow!
Look what you’ve done.
A birthday is special
And of course sooo much fun!
Thirteen years of fun and play
With family and friends helping to light the way.
Another kind of romp and play!
Have lots of fun on this your 13th birthday!
Have The Greatest Day!
Love Forever & Always

Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.

Death and taxes and childbirth! There’s never any convenient time for any of them.

We are all born naked and screaming and if you’re lucky that sort of thing won’t stop there

The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.

Even at our birth, death does but stand aside a little. And every day he looks towards us and muses somewhat to himself whether that day or the next he will draw nigh.

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.

Hip hip hooray
Today is your 1st birthday
Fun and games galore
And toys by the score
Here’s a wish that today
Is the 1st and best in every which way

One little candle, placed on the cake…
One first birthday wish to make!

Basketball, baseball which will it be?
Football or soccer, we’ll just wait and see!
Our little all-star is turning ONE,
So we’re having a party that’s sure to be fun!

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear…But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

Little (boy)(girl)today you’re one
I can’t believe a year has gone
No longer a baby as your character comes out
We know you’re around, as you scream and shout
So enjoy all the toys you get today
Wishing you a very happy 1st birthday

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.

Happy Birthday, One today
Lots of children coming to play
Lots of fun and presents galore
Who could wish for anything more

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.
Enjoy the trip.

I still get wildly enthusiastic about little things…. I play with leaves.
I skip down the street and run against the wind.

Remember that playtime is never over even though you grow older.

If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.

A child’s world is fresh and new and beautiful, full of wonder and excitement.

It is our misfortune that for most of us that clear-eyed vision, that true instinct for what is beautiful and awe-inspiring,

is dimmed and even lost before we reach adulthood.

To see my dimples in her makes me like my dimples because I share them with her.

Children have neither past nor future; they enjoy the present,
which very few of us do.

Children are the anchors that hold a mother to life.

A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.

Friendships are one of the few things

that improve with age.

The family and friends of

Joe Smith

invite you to celebrate his

50th Birthday

and a lifetime of good friendship.

Say it ain’t so…

Joe Smith

is gonna be the Big 5-0!

He said “A party, no way!”

But we talked it over

and we’re having one anyway!

John is on a roll –

OVER THE HILL, that is!

Help push him over the edge

at a Surprise Birthday Bash

Look who’s 50!

Please join us as we celebrate Joe Smith’s 50 years of excellence!

Harold is about to take

a swing at 50!

Join us as we follow through

with the Birthday Boy

Friendships are one of the few things

that improve with age.

The family and friends of

_______________

invite you to celebrate his

50th Birthday

and a lifetime of good friendship

_______ is turning 50,

though it may seem absurd!

We’re having a party,

but don’t breathe a word!

Please join us for a

Surprise Birthday Party Honoring

The days and years are just flying by,

Can you believe ________ is turning 50?

We’re having a party to help _________ celebrate

They’ll be drinking, dancing and even some cake

You’re invited to

join us ‘round the green

to make

_____________

50th Birthday

just PAR-FECT!

________ is turning 50

Isn’t that great!

We’re having a party

Please save the date!

Happy Birthday to _________l!

He’s turning 50 at last

Hope you can be here as a part of the cast

To wish him the best for his next forty years

We’ll have dinner and music

and of course, several beers!

No presents please… but if you must

Just a bottle of wine that can gather some dust

Phil’s wine cellar is empty, not full as he’d like

An addition to his collection

would sure make him psyched

We’ll ignore the number of candles on the cake

eat, enjoy and just celebrate!

We’ll hope _______ wishes for what she desires

What’s the worse that can happen?

Beside the cake catching on fire

Say it ain’t so . . .

__________ is gonna be the Big 4-0!

He said "A party? No way!"

But I thought it over and

decided to have one anyway!

Please join us for a

Surprise Birthday Party

The years just flew

and before she knew it,

she’s 4 decades old

and accustomed to it!

Help us celebrate

_____________________

50th Birthday

PREPARE FOR MENAPAUSE

Drums roll….bands play.

It’s Bill’s birthday! He’ll be 50 years old..

So I’ve been told.

Holy Cow.

________ is 50!

We’re in the mood to party so help us put him out to pasture

with a Surprise Birthday Party