Funny Birthday SMS

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Posted by admin | Posted in Funny Birthday SMS | Posted on 03-10-2009

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.


I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing “Happy Birthday


Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.


The Best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.


Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.


Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Lead me not into temptation; I can find it myself.


Today is the yesterday you worried about tomorrow.


Be kind to your kids, they’ll be choosing your nursing home.


Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.


The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.


You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.


Middle Age: When you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms.


Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.


Remember this – very little is needed to make a happy life.


Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.