Funny Birthday Songs

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Songs | Posted on 02-02-2010

1)      Happy birthday

Happy happy birthday

We celebrate your life today

We’re glad that you were born today

Well we don’t mean today

You know what we mean Ay Ay

 

 

2)      Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,

the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.

And the whole clan gathers round’ gifts and laughter too will bound,

we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

 

Happy Birthday, now your one year older.

Happy Birthday, your life still isn’t over.

Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.

But you didn’t die this year i guess that’s good enough.

 

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don’t remind yourself

your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.

Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,

and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

 

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?

Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

Happy Birthday, it’s downhill from now on.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

 

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live

for all eternity inside a block of ice.

But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,

and though it hasen’t ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

 

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.

Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it’s funny.

Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

 

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear…..

(muttering)

Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,

Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!

Happy Birthday Songs

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Songs | Posted on 02-02-2010

1)      Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday Dear (name)

Happy Birthday to You.

 

From good friends and true,

From old friends and new,

May good luck go with you,

And happiness too.

 

Alternative ending:

How old are you?

How old are you?

How old, How old

How old are you?

 

 

2)      Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

Happy Birthday Dear (name)

Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

 

 

3)      Happy Birthday, Angel

Happy Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Angel

Happy Birthday.

Happy B-day, Angel

Happy Happy B-day

Happy B-day Angel

Oh yeah.

Feliz cumpleaños, Angel

My dog says woof woof to you Angel

My dog says arooooou!

Angel, Birthday, Birthday Angel

Happy B-Day, Happy B-Day, Angel

Feliz cumpleaños, Angel

 

 

4)      If I could say the things I feel, it wouldn’t be the same

Some things are not spoken of, some things have no name

Though the words come hard to me, I’ll say them just for you

For this is something rare for me this feeling is so new

 

You see I love the way you love me

I love the way you smile at me

I love the way we live this life we’re in

 

Long ago I heard the song that lovers sing to me

And through the days with each new phrase I hummed that melody

And all along I loved the song but I never learned it through

But since the day you came along, I’ve saved it just for you

 

I don’t believe in magic but I do believe in you

And when you say you believe in me

There’s so much magic I can do

 

Now you see me now you don’t watch me dive below

Deep down in your love lake where the sweet fish come and go

And I might sink and I might drown but death don’t mean a thing

‘Cause life continues right or wrong when I play this birthday song

I learned from you, and you can’t even sing

 

 

5)      Don’t worry about that extra line

That’s creeping up upon your face

It’s just a part of nature’s way

To say you’ve grown a little more

Trees have rings and thicker branches

Kids shoes get a little tighter

Every year we’re getting closer to who we’re gonna be

It’s time to celebrate the story of how you’ve come to be

 

Happy birthday my friend

Here’s to all the years we’ve shared together

All the fun we’ve had

You’re such a blessing

Such a joy in my life

May the good Lord bless you

And may all your dreams come true

 

So light a candle on your cake

For every smile you’ve helped create

For every heart and every soul

You’ve known to grow a little more

A few more pounds, a little more grey

Don’t count the years just count the way

It takes a little time to go from water into wine

Don’t ever lose the wonder of the child within your eyes

 

Happy birthday my friend

Here’s to all the years we’ve shared together

All the fun we’ve had

It’s such a blessing

Such a joy in my life

May the good Lord bless you

And may all your dreams come true

 

6)      Happy birthday

Happy happy birthday

We celebrate your life today

We’re glad that you were born today

Well we don’t mean today

You know what we mean Ay Ay

 

 

7)      Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,

the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.

And the whole clan gathers round’ gifts and laughter too will bound,

we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.

 

Happy Birthday, now your one year older.

Happy Birthday, your life still isn’t over.

Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.

But you didn’t die this year i guess that’s good enough.

 

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don’t remind yourself

your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.

Dose it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,

and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

 

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?

Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

Happy Birthday, it’s downhill from now on.

Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

 

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live

for all eternity inside a block of ice.

But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,

and though it hasen’t ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

 

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.

Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it’s funny.

Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?

But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

 

Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear…..

(muttering)

Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,

Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!

Best Birthday Songs

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Songs | Posted on 01-02-2010

1)      Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday to You

Happy Birthday Dear (name)

Happy Birthday to You.

 

From good friends and true,

From old friends and new,

May good luck go with you,

And happiness too.

 

Alternative ending:

How old are you?

How old are you?

How old, How old

How old are you?

 

 

2)      Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

Happy Birthday Dear (name)

Happy Birthday to You, cha, cha, cha.

 

 

3)      Happy Birthday, Angel

Happy Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Angel

Happy Birthday.

Happy B-day, Angel

Happy Happy B-day

Happy B-day Angel

Oh yeah.

Feliz cumpleaños, Angel

My dog says woof woof to you Angel

My dog says arooooou!

Angel, Birthday, Birthday Angel

Happy B-Day, Happy B-Day, Angel

Feliz cumpleaños, Angel

 

 

4)      If I could say the things I feel, it wouldn’t be the same

Some things are not spoken of, some things have no name

Though the words come hard to me, I’ll say them just for you

For this is something rare for me this feeling is so new

 

You see I love the way you love me

I love the way you smile at me

I love the way we live this life we’re in

 

Long ago I heard the song that lovers sing to me

And through the days with each new phrase I hummed that melody

And all along I loved the song but I never learned it through

But since the day you came along, I’ve saved it just for you

 

I don’t believe in magic but I do believe in you

And when you say you believe in me

There’s so much magic I can do

 

Now you see me now you don’t watch me dive below

Deep down in your love lake where the sweet fish come and go

And I might sink and I might drown but death don’t mean a thing

‘Cause life continues right or wrong when I play this birthday song

I learned from you, and you can’t even sing

 

 

5)      Don’t worry about that extra line

That’s creeping up upon your face

It’s just a part of nature’s way

To say you’ve grown a little more

Trees have rings and thicker branches

Kids shoes get a little tighter

Every year we’re getting closer to who we’re gonna be

It’s time to celebrate the story of how you’ve come to be

 

Happy birthday my friend

Here’s to all the years we’ve shared together

All the fun we’ve had

You’re such a blessing

Such a joy in my life

May the good Lord bless you

And may all your dreams come true

 

So light a candle on your cake

For every smile you’ve helped create

For every heart and every soul

You’ve known to grow a little more

A few more pounds, a little more grey

Don’t count the years just count the way

It takes a little time to go from water into wine

Don’t ever lose the wonder of the child within your eyes

 

Happy birthday my friend

Here’s to all the years we’ve shared together

All the fun we’ve had

It’s such a blessing

Such a joy in my life

May the good Lord bless you

And may all your dreams come true