Best Birthday Jokes


Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Jokes | Posted on 01-02-2010

"Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing. I told my computer that today is my birthday, and it said that I needed an upgrade."


What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don’t know, but you’d better hope he likes it!


How can you tell if an elephant’s been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.


I’d like to say something nice about you as it’s your birthday. Why don’t you? Because I can’t think of a single thing to say!


"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"


Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"


Did you hear about the dancer’s birthday? It was a tappy one!


Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.


Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn’t figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type ‘Happy Birthday’


Something happened to me yesterday that will never, ever, happen to me again. How can you be so sure? I was 10 years old yesterday.


Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!

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