Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Quotes, Specific Age Wise Sms | Posted on 27-01-2010
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit.
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts, which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
- Jonathan Swift
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.
- Art Buchwald
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Cyril Edwin Mitchinson Joad
When I was younger, i could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
- Martin Luther King