80th Birthday Quotes
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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Quotes, Specific Age Wise Sms | Posted on 27-01-2010
People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my 87th birthday, I tell them, a paternity suit.
- Unknown
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts, which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Unknown
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
- John Glenn
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
- Jonathan Swift
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Unknown
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday. I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn’t let me – Homeland Security.
- Art Buchwald
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Unknown
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Unknown
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
- Anthony Powell
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
- Cyril Edwin Mitchinson Joad
When I was younger, i could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
The quality, not the longevity of one’s life is what is important.
- Martin Luther King