50th Birthday Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Jokes, Specific Age Wise Sms | Posted on 02-02-2010

May you live all the days of your life.

 

Instead of thinking of 50th birthday party ideas, you’re talking about the price of gasoline!

 

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

 

Your best friend is dating someone half their age ….. and isn’t breaking any laws.

 

Don’t be sad you are another year older… Be grateful for another year lived!!

 

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.

 

Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.

 

You sing along with the elevator music.

 

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

 

You take a metal detector to the beach.

 

You know you’re getting old when you can’t remember how old you are!

 

You wear black socks with sandals.

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