40th Birthday Jokes

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Posted by admin | Posted in Birthday Jokes, Specific Age Wise Sms | Posted on 01-02-2010

Use your ailing health to blackmail your children into doing all your gardening and housework.

 

Buy a computer, digital camera and a MP3 player. Although you’re incapable of understanding how to use them at least you’ll appear trendy.

 

Should you ever get the urge to go ‘all night clubing’ apply the simple rule – forget it!!

 

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

 

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

 

Older women are forthright and honest. They’ll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don’t ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

 

Always 18 but with 22 years of experience!

 

Dont worry babe, you dont look a day over 50!

 

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it’s not reciprocal.

 

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress.

 

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here’s an update for you.

 

Develop the power of a photographic memory – take photographs of everyone you need to remember.

 

Cultivate friendships with people much older than yourself. This will make you feel so much younger.

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